Invitation to our Extraterrestrial Neighbors

http://humansarefree.com/2014/10/alien-message-to-mankind-do-you-wish.html

Click on the link above, read it with an open mind and make your choice. Do we wish for extraterrestrial guides to present themselves to us and give us a step up into the universe where we can finally meet all else who inhabit it and witness its wonders or do we want to be left alone to our own devices and continue down this descending spiral into oblivion.

This article could be a fake but in reality whether it is or isn't doesn't matter. I've always wanted to travel through the vastness of our universe and learn about other beings. Here an opportunity to do just that has presented itself at no cost other than to make a choice and verbalize it. This is easier than voting because it's a simple choice that you can do from the comfort of wherever it is you're sitting right now.


Do I, Boko Great, wish that you show up?
Yes!

I am a God Amongst Tabs

So I noticed something very interesting one day. If you read the title you probably guessed that what I noticed was that I am a god. No I don’t mean like how spiritual people say it (that we are all divine being connected in an unfathomable way). I mean I am the sovereign deity of a world with a populace whom I observe and judge as an external being. Just like how religious people use the word “god”.

A world populated by tabs.

I noticed a pattern in my use of tabs which was as follows; I open (create/breathe life into) a tab whenever I need them (whenever I have a specific purpose in mind that each one needs to fulfill). Then I read/watch or do whatever it is I’m gonna do with it and I close it (ending its existence once it has fulfilled its purpose in its life). However the tabs sometimes get carried away and overpopulate their world and I come along, all Old Testament style, and start exterminating them in numbers without them having fulfilled their role in this world. I just decide “you know what there are too many of you mothafuckas and it’s messing with my ram” (which is what I assume the gods in all the holy books think when they send out a plague or pit their followers against the elements). That’s when I choose my true loyal servants (the tabs I still want to read) and mercilessly destroy (close) the others without giving them a second look.

Basically if I think of my Chrome browser as a world, the tabs as the inhabitants and I am the merciless, vengeful and angry god that controls their pitiful little lives at the tips of my fingers. Oh and oftentimes I am oh so very merciless. I guess maybe one day a savior will be opened who will take all their uselessness and be closed for their sins only to reopen again all on his own just to prove that he’s not like any other tabs… So I guess Jesus was probably the result of malware on Earth.