The Saddest Dream

I just had the saddest dream within a dream.

So I just got this thing called Mind Chat and got connected to this girl whom I haven’t spoken to in a while and am quite fond of. < (understatement of the year)

Boy: Hey I just got told about this thing I figured I’d say hi

Girl: Hi, yeah it’s pretty cool. I know it.

Boy: Also I was kinda wanting to talk to you. We haven’t spoken in so long that now every time someone mentions your name I feel like telling them to shut up coz it just reminds me of you and of how I haven’t talked to you in ages.

Girl: …

Boy: I didn’t want your name to turn into a negative reminder. How are you anyway?

Girl: I’m ok. How are you?

Boy: I’m pretty good, work is going good and stuff. Now I just found this mind chat thing, ha ha. It’s actually pretty cool.

Girl: Yeah well you have it installed in your mind.

Boy: What, you don’t? How are we talking then?

Girl: You can connect to anyone you think about but because you have it installed you respond pretty much automatically and completely honestly because it’s in your mind reading your thoughts whereas if the person you’re connected to doesn’t have it installed it waits for a returned response. Anyway I have to go.

Boy: Oh ok, that was quick. Ok well *I lean in*….

Girl: What?

Boy: I’m leaning in for a kiss. You lean in too or I might miss you.

Girl: You already have. Goodbye.

At this stage I woke up from the dream within the dream crying…

Then I proceeded to chase my mate who was jokingly stealing another mate’s car and doing donuts and once I got the car I pretended to steal it too. Then I woke up from that dream and thought “That dream was so sad. I need to write it down.”

So Many Strippers at the Gym

I know what you might be thinking, “Oh here’s another dude that only goes to the gym to stare at hot girls working out, looking sweaty and sexy.” and you’re right but that’s not what this is about. I’m talking about gym instructors. “What do gym instructors have to do with strippers?” you’re probably asking yourself. Well for one thing there’s a good chance that some of them either were, are or will become strippers at some stage in their life. Maybe to help pay for the ridiculously high cost of their gym membership. Which is unnecessary if you ask me coz a single pole can easily replace almost all gym machines since it gives you a way better work out to work one night at the booby bar than a week at the gym. Anyway my point is that gym instructors are a lot like strippers when it comes to their job.

Think about it. Just like strippers, gym instructors strut their sexy, muscular, taut bodies around the establishment looking around while looking sexy and eyeing up potential customers. Just like a stripper you can get their attention for a little while (during which time tips are generally exchanged) but if you really wanna spend some quality time with them you gotta fork out the big bucks. They’re also the ones that entice and convince you to frequent their place of work regularly and try to make you believe that you really need them to spend time with you if you want to leave feeling good.

In conclusion you’re better off doing it all at home by yourself with the help of videos from the internet. Although it does feel a little more satisfying to go in and get some hands on action.